I ripped this from Joel. And tried it out.
95. emo
Emo Photos-The Easy Way!
Want to show all your myspazz buddies how emo you are? Want to show the world how depressing your life is? Or, heck, you just want to take photos of yourself for the "fun" of it? Just follow this quick and easy how-to guide, and you'll be on your way in no time!
First of all, you're not emo until you have at least 179 photos of yourself. In each of these, it is ESSENTIAL that you are not looking at the camera and saying cheese, smiling, or even acknowledging that the camera is there. Smiling just isn't scene i'm afraid. You'll also need to prepare: Make sure your eyes are heavily kohled (boys and girls!), and for that added effect, why not get your friend to punch you in the eye? It'll make your eyes water (perfect!), and it'll actually gives you something to look depressed about! Borrow a pair of your dads glasses (old school peeps!), dye your hair black, tip a little chip fat on it (optional), and put half of your hair over one eye. You probably can't see, and you almost definitely smell, but who cares!? You're not emo without these photos! To perfect the quintessential emo pose, look either at the floor (or keyboard) as if your mom just died, or look mysteriously off into the distance (the wall), pretending you're thinking deeply about something. This'll show everyone how artistic your are! (As well as grief-stricken, depressed etc.)
A new craze is to take a picture of yourself in the mirror with a digital camera or cameraphone! Genious! Once again, pretend you have no idea the camera is there... Now you've taken the picture, you'll need to "touch it up" a little. This mostly involves putting it in paint and writing "heart-wrenching" lines, such as "the stars remind me of your eyes tonight", or some shit like that. And before you show anyone these pictures, tell everyone who'll listen how ugly you are (despite being exceptionally beautiful) how much you hate yourself, how much you hate cameras and photos etc. If anyone asks why you have 179 photos of yourself, say you were caught off guard. Looking amazing. In all of them.
xxtoodeadtolivexx: I'm camera shy. I can't stand people taking photos of me *sob*
eMoFaGsShAlLDiE: you fucking pussy! you have pictures of yourself all round your room!
xxtoodeadtolivexx: I don't know how they got there! I'm camera shy! I'm ugly!
95. emo
Emo Photos-The Easy Way!
Want to show all your myspazz buddies how emo you are? Want to show the world how depressing your life is? Or, heck, you just want to take photos of yourself for the "fun" of it? Just follow this quick and easy how-to guide, and you'll be on your way in no time!
First of all, you're not emo until you have at least 179 photos of yourself. In each of these, it is ESSENTIAL that you are not looking at the camera and saying cheese, smiling, or even acknowledging that the camera is there. Smiling just isn't scene i'm afraid. You'll also need to prepare: Make sure your eyes are heavily kohled (boys and girls!), and for that added effect, why not get your friend to punch you in the eye? It'll make your eyes water (perfect!), and it'll actually gives you something to look depressed about! Borrow a pair of your dads glasses (old school peeps!), dye your hair black, tip a little chip fat on it (optional), and put half of your hair over one eye. You probably can't see, and you almost definitely smell, but who cares!? You're not emo without these photos! To perfect the quintessential emo pose, look either at the floor (or keyboard) as if your mom just died, or look mysteriously off into the distance (the wall), pretending you're thinking deeply about something. This'll show everyone how artistic your are! (As well as grief-stricken, depressed etc.)
A new craze is to take a picture of yourself in the mirror with a digital camera or cameraphone! Genious! Once again, pretend you have no idea the camera is there... Now you've taken the picture, you'll need to "touch it up" a little. This mostly involves putting it in paint and writing "heart-wrenching" lines, such as "the stars remind me of your eyes tonight", or some shit like that. And before you show anyone these pictures, tell everyone who'll listen how ugly you are (despite being exceptionally beautiful) how much you hate yourself, how much you hate cameras and photos etc. If anyone asks why you have 179 photos of yourself, say you were caught off guard. Looking amazing. In all of them.
xxtoodeadtolivexx: I'm camera shy. I can't stand people taking photos of me *sob*
eMoFaGsShAlLDiE: you fucking pussy! you have pictures of yourself all round your room!
xxtoodeadtolivexx: I don't know how they got there! I'm camera shy! I'm ugly!
NOT BAD RIGHT? I'M EMO TOO.
